April 2008
1 post
“You write it in C, like a man.”
– Answer to the question: “What do you write Gameboy games in?”
March 2008
3 posts
Where in the World is Justin From The Future
Spotted in Austin, Texas : The conundrum is that emails from JFTF originate 1 hour in the past. Has Justin From The Future time-jumped into the past? There seems to be no ryhme or reason guiding his time travel.
February 2008
6 posts
Evidence exists that Justin From The Future is not in fact from 2108, but simply 10 minutes in the future. I have just witnessed JFTF adding a feature at Apple’s behest before Ryan From The Present (RFTP) notified him that a feature request even existed.
“In the future ‘Java’ is called ‘Jav-er’”
– Justin From The Future
Vegans in the future
Justin From The Future (JFTF) landed in 2008 via time-space portal from 2108. In this brave new world, men and women eat only synthetic foods made from a bean called “SOY,” and worship animals . They call this cult “Vegan,” possibly a reference to Star Trek.
