Ziggy says we can’t jump until you clean up this mess.
Spotted in Austin, Texas :
The conundrum is that emails from JFTF originate 1 hour in the past. Has Justin From The Future time-jumped into the past? There seems to be no ryhme or reason guiding his time travel.
Justin From The Future has just replaced his Blackberry with an iPhone. If you look directly into the screen of iPhone From The Future (iFTF), you can probably see a giant floating baby.
Evidence exists that Justin From The Future is not in fact from 2108, but simply 10 minutes in the future. I have just witnessed JFTF adding a feature at Apple’s behest before Ryan From The Present (RFTP) notified him that a feature request even existed.
Weapon from the future found on JFTF’s desk. In the future, criminals are immobilized by the very sight of this device. I have yet to figure out how it works.
JFTF takes care of this plant which I believe traveled with him from the future. PPFTF (Potted Plant From The Future) is a prima donna who sulks unless it’s lavished with attention. Unfortunately, in the year 2008 it’s impossible to properly communicate with potted plants, else there might be a PPFTF Blog.
Justin From The Future (JFTF) landed in 2008 via time-space portal from 2108. In this brave new world, men and women eat only synthetic foods made from a bean called “SOY,” and worship animals . They call this cult “Vegan,” possibly a reference to Star Trek.
Justin only exists in the future and possibly in the 4th dimension.
